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  Pixar the production company is jealous of Caleb and Sophia video's

  by life is to short in

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  so said the co last night.. apparently a jw was on a flight and just happend to sit next to some big wig from pixar and when the man from pixar heard that he was a jw the pixar man just gushed over what great work that the watchtower has done in producing the caleb video's.

  he siad he only wished pixar could do such great work.

  the co said we are able to do it because we have free labor and jehovah behind us.. my husband stayed home from the meeting but wanted to tie in by phone and that is what the co said in his talk.. the co also talked about all the changes that have happened in the last ten years and how if some of the friends did not like it they needed and to quote him "they just needed to get over it" these changes are going to happned period.

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  Let's compare...

  Pixar's Airplane...

  versus Caleb's Airplane...
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  convinced 95% of all active jw's don't have a clue as to where 1914 originates

  by goingthruthemotions in

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  so talking with my wife last night...i was explaining to her about a conversation i had with a person at work about end times.

  he has a strange belief that some scriptures in isaiah perdict something huge is going to happen in september of 2015. she then states that no one can predict the future only the father knows and he is in a cult.

  lol on the inside.. i then stated "what about 1914 and the dubs perdiction and what it means today" she said no there was never any predictions.

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  The 2,520 year calculation for the Gentile Times originated in 1823 by a delusional bible prophecy speculator named John Aquila Brown when he wrote "The Even Tide"... 50 years later, Nelson Barbour piggy-backed and added his twist. Russell simply stole the idea and claimed that The Lord revealed it to him. Anthony Morris The Turd claims this calculation originated with The Bible Students (view the 2010 DVD "Faith in Action")...
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  I Would Like To Know More Clearly Anthony Morris's Demon Phobic Stand On Smurfs Being Demonized And Sparlock Type Toys

  by frankiespeakin in

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  does anybody have any recordings about him speaking about his phobia?

  i heard his warning about some type of uncanny powers to beware of but forget what exactly.

  any way i'm sure we can all blame the anti sparlock type toy video on him so he must have this unreasonable phobia and it would be good to highlight this in his bullshit talks..

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  "There are toys that appear to be demon-inspired in design..." - Awake! November 22, 1987 page 6
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  I Would Like To Know More Clearly Anthony Morris's Demon Phobic Stand On Smurfs Being Demonized And Sparlock Type Toys

  by frankiespeakin in

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  does anybody have any recordings about him speaking about his phobia?

  i heard his warning about some type of uncanny powers to beware of but forget what exactly.

  any way i'm sure we can all blame the anti sparlock type toy video on him so he must have this unreasonable phobia and it would be good to highlight this in his bullshit talks..

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  Have You Ever Served as an Attendant? Share Your Stories!

  by Funchback in

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  i remember being a jw lad (about 10 or 11 years old).

  i would be at the circuit assembly and, at around 10:45 am, about 8 brothers would get up, walk slowly up the aisle, glancing at each row of their "section", their lips quivering as they silently count each person, trying to maintain focus as nearly each jw makes eye contact them (even though everyone knew what the attendants were doing!

  did i want to grow up to be the president of the united states?

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  I was practically forced to be an attendant a few times. When that happened, I already knew I was the bottom of the barrel of only a few "qualified" brothers in my congo because of my meeting attendance and field circus hours...
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  Letter from Spanish Branch regarding Governing Body's decision

  by Lost-In-Translation in

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  the spanish branch office sent a letter to all congregations in spain explaining the governing body's decision to stop all printing, storing and shipping of literature in spain.

  the spanish government recently ruled that all bethalites are entitled to a pension after having worked at bethel for many years.

  the ruling of the government sent the governing body scrambling.

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  What's the latest on this scandal?
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  Convention Season-"Saving Good Seats" & Other Embarrassing Behavior

  by Darth Fader The Sequel in

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  since it is the convention season (and i am not attending this year or ever again), and i have been seeing other posts about some of the goings on at the various ic's and rc's, i am reminded of some of the truly embarrassing behavior i have "witnessed" (pun intended) over my lifetime of being a jdub at the various conventions and assemblies.

  probably the most disillusioning experience at a convention that i have ever had was one year when i volunteered to be an attendant.

  all of the volunteers were asked to attend a special meeting a few months beforehand to get instructions for our duties as attendants.

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  Jehovah, please forgive me for the pain I'm about to inflict on my dear brother for trying to steal my seat...

  
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  If END is Imminent, Why Witness in Silence in Public Places?

  by ProfCNJ in

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  we were taught for 100 years that the end or armageddon is imminent, as if it is coming in a hurry.

  but look now at the new way of sharing god's kingdom in uk which i find as a complete irony.

  "thousands have switched tactics to stand on street corners in more than a dozen cities across britain - and unusually for public preachers, they are staying almost completely silent... unlike other evangelical preachers, they do not shout or call attention to themselves - instead standing in near-silence until someone approaches them."http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2691254/how-jehovahs-witnesses-got-street-smart-believers-swap-infamous-doorstepping-standing-outside-train-stations-shops.html.

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  Pioneer 1: You think someone will approach us here?

  Pioneer 2: I hope not. I picked this low-traffic spot for a reason.

  Elder's Wife: What time is it now? Elder: Let's just pack up this shit and get out of here.
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  Banner seen at convention in Miami

  by Indian Larry in

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  comments?.

  [img]http://i59.tinypic.com/dfx6y9.jpg[/img].

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  That banner is classic. Jehovah's load stuck at 99% since 1914.
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  Bro Lett at Int. Conv in Israel last year.......

  by WingCommander in

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  having been recently introduced to governing body member lett's "unique" speaking style, i found another video on youtube (and also on jw.org) of bro lett visiting the international convention in israel.

  apparently his buffonery is not only reserved for video intro's to dramas, but also in real life as well.. i used to think those ol' time pentacostal and baptist ministers in tents would overdue it......i was wrong.

  this guy has them all beat.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltvx_e4xe4e.

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